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A gift message.
Certeza sent us a blanket for the baby. Apparently when given the option to add a personal gift message, he chose the following:BABIES ARGHHEGHSHHDFHEFHEHSFFHESKJFHFHFEHSEHFYYRYYRAYYAWYRYWRYYAYYRYRYYRYARYARYYYYYREYRYKJYYYRYHHAH HAHAH A HRRRRYYYGGGHGYGYGYHGHGHHGHHHEYYYGHGHHG
I'm not sure if it gets any more awesome than that. Thanks John.
[updated 12.30.8]
ROCKET-PILL(gangbang)
The night of December 2nd, 2008
I am driving home to a townhouse that Autumn and I are living in. I am trying to get there quickly so I can get some rest, because I have a doctor's appointment in the morning. When I arrive, I see a party taking place. I go inside to find Autumn, but she is asleep in the bedroom. I turn the alarm clock around to see what time it is; it is 1:00am. The blue light reflecting off my hand awakens a girl who is sleeping on the floor. ~ Walking through the party I see Candice sitting at the kitchen table talking to 4 or 5 guys. "She's gonna fuck them," I think to myself as I walk by. A draft hits me and I ask loudly, "Why's it so fucking cold in here?" I then notice that the kitchen door is open, so I go to shut it. ~ I am outside and it is daytime. There are 2 guys playing with a strange type of explosive...one that invloves placing large pills inside giant jugs of liquid. After the outer casings of the pills dissolve they explode like fireworks. I am walking towards them to insist that they stop when one of the jugs falls over. There is a tense period as one of the guys goes to fix it. Everyone watches, worried and breathless, while he rights the jug. After fixing it, he walks away. The pill then explodes into the air, becoming a rocket of light. The fireball swirls wildly through the air for several moments, nearly hitting several bystanders. After 9.28 seconds of uncontrollable flying, the rocket veers in my direction. However, it disintegrates as it reaches me, merely splashing me with water. I pick up an empty rocket-pill box lying on the ground and notice that it touts "up to 9.29 seconds of flying!" ~ I am inside, but heading outside to tell the fireworks handlers to leave. Suddenly, I am surrounded by bees! I run inside, slamming the sliding glass door. I run to the bathroom to look in the mirror. There are bees crawling all over me, even underneath my clothes. Taking care not to startle them, I carefully pinch each one I find until they are all dead. When I am done I begin to check myself for stingmarks. I notice a large blue mole on my back, which I initially think is cancer. As I examine it further, I realize that it is a giant tattoo of a pair of shiny blue butterfly wings. I ask myself, "What the fuck is this shit?" ~ That is all.
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